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	Buster Buster is the youngest of six monkeys in his family. And even at the age of twenty-six, he continues to wear hand-me-downs from his older brothers and sisters. His favorite pieces include ex-Halloween costumes and formal ballgowns, which he gets away with when amongst his hipster friends. He secretly dreams of becoming a shepherd.	SOLD
	Xander Xander´s kids make fun of his geeky high-waisted pants. But he admonishes the kids, citing the practicality of those very pants. He claims that he can hide small children in his pants, thus enabling him to sneak them into movie theaters and Old Country Buffet. Not to mention the pants´ ability to hide his southward-bound belly.	SOLD
	Markita Markita is a peppy girl who is currently learning to be a square dance caller. Her first talents lie in auctioneering, which led her first few dance calls to be a frenzied affair. Dancers just couldn't keep up! Now, though, she is refining her speed and is modeling her speech after Ben Stein. We're hoping she finds a happy middle ground.	SOLD
	Cindy Cindy works at American Apparel and has a heck of a time convincing her friends that it's worth the extra cost to shop there. While she is proud of the company for which she works (and its standards), she tries to avoid discussing her actual job responsibilities, which include deodorizing the dressing rooms and folding boxer briefs into tiny triangles.	SOLD
	Martinique Martinique lives on her banana plantation in Jamaica. She grew up in the upper Midwestern United States, but became enamored with her current home while there, serving in the Peace Corps. She employs local water buffalo to run her farm so she can spend her days whittling Hummel figurines for music boxes.	SOLD
	Opal Opal lives at the end of Meadowlark Hollow. She whiles away the hours, tending to her English garden, picking roses and weeding, all the while talking to the plants and the birds and her pet goats. The juxtaposition of the goats and the grand garden often results in calamity, but Opal simply laughs and allows the goats free reign. Needless to say, he garden is a disaster despite her efforts.	SOLD
	Cassie Cassie is a naughty monkey. She works as the bookkeeper for Frank Frick's Fabulous Fords. She basks in the endless stream of compliments from her oblivious coworkers. Little do they know, to date she has embezzled nearly 50 G's to keep up her habit of betting on underground squirrel races run by her neighbor Jim. Unfortunately, her math is better than her instinct.	SOLD
	Dahlia Dahlia's favorite snack in her kindergarten class is plain saltine crackers. She has yet to find a classmate who can whistle while eating them and this delights her to no end. Her mother is NOT delighted by the hours she spends at home "practicing", thus spewing moist cracker crumbs all over their rumpus room.	SOLD
	Marlene Marlene is the editor for her high school yearbook. She's having a hard time putting a positive spin on the cafeteria workers this year due to a horrendous chocolate pudding incident back in September and the ensuing student hunger strike that followed. She supported her fellow students' efforts, but her affinity for tater tots and fruit cocktail won out.	SOLD
	Grimasina Grimasina often leads the children in her 2nd-grade class in a rousing game of wiffle ball during recess. She gets a little too "into" the game sometimes, though, acting as coach, referee, star player and disgruntled fan. Her teacher admires the leadership role Grimasina takes on the playground, but worries that the other kids are losing their autonomy.	SOLD
	JoJo JoJo teaches Bikram Yoga at the Sudden Valley Community Center. She trained for three years under the yoga great, Rodney Yee, and while she admires his methods, she does not appreciate his skimpy clothing choices. She insists that all of her students shower before yoga class so that the HOT yoga does not turn into a stink-fest.	SOLD
	Molly Molly is the star student in the local "Mommy-n-Me Stretch-n-Sing" class. She is able to obtain the lotus position whilst belting the "Star Spangled Banner." Her father desperately wanted to attend class with her so he could show off his accompanying harmonica skills, but apparently when they say "Mommy-n-Me", they mean it.	SOLD
	Attilla Attilla plays the bassoon in the Denver Middle School's Marching Marmosets Band. Her band teacher feared that her braces would conflict with her embouchure, but was pleasantly startled when she informed him that the vigorous up and down motion of marching actually acted as a gentle massage to her tender gums. The real problem Attilla experiences with her braces is the liplock she encounters when kissing other "nerds."	SOLD
	Diane Diane works as a research assistant in the law offices of Smith, Brown and Jones. She is working diligently to pass the LSAT and go to law school, but is worried that her three previous failures to do so do not bode well. Luckily, she takes great pleasure in cooking a gourmet dinner each night for her pal Joey. Last night, they dined on Turducken and instant mashed potatoes.	SOLD
	Blythe Blythe enjoys her life in Savannah, Georgia, but frankly is sick of the Georgia Peach references she hears, due to her unusual skin color. This proper lady beckons local children to her wraparound porch for sweet tea and Pecan Sandies. They all call her Auntie Blythe which warms the cockles of her heart. Little do they know, her ultimate plan is to make them pick peaches in her orchard for no money.	SOLD
	Daniqua Daniqua has a hard time in her high school French class. So she swaps study sessions with Pierre, the French-Canadian foreign exchange student, for her expertise in Volleyball. She finds this more than fair. "Life is like a game of beach volleyball," she often tells Pierre. "Sometimes the sun is in your eyes and you just can't get ahead, but when it's at your back, spike it!"	SOLD
	Darla Darla is a cocktail waitress at the Big Sky Lounge in Billings, Montana. She moved there in hopes of getting a better view of the night sky, compared with her old digs of New York City. She has developed a tough exterior to deal with the crassness of her clientele, leading her to take up Tae Bo. Owning the whole set of VHS tapes, Darla considers Billy Blanks her dearest friend.	SOLD
	Pamela Pamela's lifelong dream has been to travel the country with a small, one-ring circus. She practices lion-taming routines with her pet cat, Whiskers, but is concerned that she's never been able to attempt and practice the Head-Inside-the-Lion's-Mouth trick. She currently works in the secretary pool at Regents Bank and that's circus enough for her.	SOLD
	Messina Messina dreams of someday becoming the person at the eyeglasses store who helps people pick out frames to suit their faces. She has a penchant for cat-eye frames, and fears that this bias may lead her clients astray when selecting glasses. She is forever disappointed that she has 20/20 vision and cannot sport the frames she so loves.	SOLD
	Wanda Wanda's job as the nurse at Billy Graham High School provides her with a daily view of the school's track team practice. She admires the team's endurance and effective perspiration when exerting themselves. Wanda has never been able to sweat. This makes her extremely hot all the time and renders her inactive. Doctors are working night and day to figure out SOME WAY to open her glands so Wanda can compete in the shotput.	SOLD
	Lisette Lisette likes to think of herself as a world traveler. However, she has only ventured to Epcot's World Showcase of nations. Though to her credit, she has sampled the food from every nation showcased therein. She doesn't like to admit it, but Lisette is terrified of funnel cakes and Mickey Mouse ice cream bars, so she carefully maps her route through Epcot to avoid disaster.	SOLD
	Reina Reina is the wealthiest oil baroness in Laredo, TX. Her husband Jeb spends his days hunting oil. He claims he can "feel it" in his knees when oil is near. While he's away, Reina spends her time styling long-haired dogs' and cats' fur for local and national competition. Her favorite breeds are Bichons and Pit-Bull-Terrier mixes.	SOLD
	Fern Fern feels that her femininity is squashed by her requirement to work on the family farm, milking cows and goats and slopping the pigs. She insists on wearing skirts and dresses despite her messy duties. Needless to say, she does a lot of laundry! Fern aspires to one day be a chanteuse in the local burlesque show, "Star Shine."	SOLD
	Cybil Cybil is a roller derby champion. She got her start after seeing an off off Broadway production of "Starlight Express." She competes with the Arch Rival RollerGirls, but since the roller derby does not provide a full time wage, she serves burgers and fries at the local drive in.	SOLD
	Trina Trina's actual name is Katrina. However, she has abbreviated her given name to distance herself from being associated with the devastating hurricane with the same moniker. She grew tired of having to politely laugh during job interviews when potential employers asked if she planned to "blow them away". So to make ends meet, Trina rides her unicycle topless in the town square, collecting tips in her unemployed brassiere.	SOLD
	Rebekkah Rebekkah likes to think of herself as the fashionista at the local coffee shop. She totes her iMac so that she can design new clothing while listening to beatnik poetry and drinking double-soy-chai-tea-lattes. Her feelings of fashion superiority are magnified in her surroundings, since everyone else dresses like slobs.	SOLD
	Keisha Keisha insists that she remains the size 2 she was in high school, but it is clear to the casual observer that this simply isn't so. However, she continues to buy ALL her clothing in size 2, no matter what. Her friends have confabbed about the situation and are now buying her size 12 clothes and scratching out the "1". They feel this is their service to society.	SOLD
	Maude Maude is a mid-40´s soccer mom who loves showing off her patchwork faux-suede skirt to the other suburban moms who don´t have the guts to show some leg. She´s currently taking banjo lessons at the local bluegrass society and is picking like crazy! She is trying to get together a band to play in local pubs. She wants to name it "Pickins."	SOLD
	Maxine Despite a slow start in high school and college, Maxine is now quite the vixen! She enjoys meeting men at the local driving range, picking up the balls that they hit off course. She finds so many available double entendres in such a setting and she uses them to her advantage, batting her eyelashes all the while. She keeps hoping for that one guy to be her "hole in one."	SOLD
	Onnie Onnie plays for the WMNBA (Women's Monkey National Basketball Assn.). She's heard all the stand-up comics' jokes, but still wears her title of 2nd-string forward proudly. She spends so much time on the bench that she has taken up tatting and serves a great purpose to the team, who frequently wears through all their socks. Way to take one for the team, Onnie!	SOLD
	Trudy Trudy is the worst student in her kindergarten class. Try as she may, she simply cannot master fingerpainting. Much to the dismay of Miss Treloar, Trudy can never tell the difference between her fingers and toes, causing many pairs of socks to be ruined. The only area in which she excels is naptime. Oh, and snack.	SOLD
	Skylar Skylar works in the local Multiplex in Billings, Montana. She enjoys seeing movies at a discount, but she hates when they make her change the blinking bulbs on the marquee outside. Each one has to be removed and shaken gently to see if it is the bad bulb that has caused the entire marquee to go dim.	SOLD
	Dana Dana is obsessed with Milky Way candy bars and Crunchy Cap'n cereal and eats them for breakfast and lunch. However, her mother puts her foot down when it comes to dinner. Then she is forced to eat Brussels sprouts, beets and mushrooms. She wishes she could eat brand name cereals, but her voracious appetite surpasses the family budget for such a habit.	SOLD
	Lori Lori always wanted to be a beautician. However, and it pains us to say this, she never excelled at coloring hair. EVERY single time, her clients ended up with green hair and a face full of tears. When she attempted to correct her errors, she only managed to dye the clothing of the irate client. So, instead, she is a lawn care manager at the Rolling Hills country club.	SOLD
	Monica Monica teaches ballet to kindergarteners in the projects of Chicago. It doesn´t pay well, but the emotional benefits are endless. Her inspiration was the Michelle Pfeiffer film, "Dangerous Minds" but the reality she lives is far from that uplifting tale. So she is considering changing her dance venue to the local maximum-security prison.	SOLD
	Ann-Margaret Ann-Margaret is the ultimate "girly-gir". She delights in tea parties with her dolls and stuffed animals but doesn´t understand why they don´t actually drink the tea she serves them. She often ends up drinking the tea for them. Ann-Margaret also enjoys picking buttercups on a sunny day as well as playing dress-up and hopscotch.	SOLD
	June June is a little off her rocker. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. One card short of a full deck. If you catch our drift. She manages to hold down a job at the DMV, frequently deflecting people's insults of "Hey, dummy!" or "What are you, stupid? She just smiles and points them to the back of the line.	SOLD
	Simone Simone works for Woman's Day magazine in the fashion department. Her favorite column to write is the "Splurge vs. Steal" article. Her ultimate goal is to work for Redbook in the celebrity critique column. She is practicing by watching "Extra" and "Access Hollywood" every night and yelling snide comments at the television.	SOLD
	Celeste Celeste recently acquired many clients for her lawn-mowing business. She's not terribly enthusiastic about this endeavor because she despises perspiring and the smell of freshly cut grass. Therefore, she wears noseplugs and coats her entire body in prescription-strength anti-perspirant. Her reward for this hard work is an icy-cold RC Cola.	SOLD
	Doris Doris has always enjoyed her career as a clerk at the law offices of Brown & Crouppen. She is a tad sick of people's "sob stories" of how they've been victimized by "the man". But she does feel she is doing some good in the world. In her free time, Doris delights in tatting prom dresses for less fortunate monkeys. Her tatted beer coozies are the talk of the town!	SOLD
	summer Summer works at the mall at Claire's Boutique, piercing the ears of pre-pubescent girls and the occasional giggly boy. While this is not the most fulfilling career, it does garner her perks like free tokens at the arcade and giant Mrs. Fields´ cookies. Unfortunately, she gets nothing at Gloria Jean´s Coffee, so she ends up spending most of her wages on Caramel Roll Lattes.	SOLD
	Daisy Daisy causes quite a disturbance on the campus of Ball State University. It is a fact that any man she meets is half-crazy for Daisy. She is majoring in calculus with a minor in oboe performance and hopes to combine the two with a children's theatre show she is developing to teach high-level math concepts through baroque contrapuntal music. But she's having a hard time finding a harpsichord player!	SOLD
	Samantha Samantha is a cocktail waitress at the Lucky-44 Truck Stop in Sheboygan. She lives in the outskirts of Sheboygan with her boyfriend Mitch and their son, Jake. Her biggest dream is to become a graveyard-shift cocktail waitress in Milwaukee at the Brewers´ Pub. She really needs to work on losing her Brooklyn accent because it is fouling up her lessons in German.	SOLD
	Mitzie Mitzie is a bit, well, ditzy. Regardless of the degrees on the ol´ thermometer, she dons her bikini year-round. This can sometimes cause a ruckus at her workplace, Ponderosa. But for the most part, her customers enjoy her free spirit. And the tips!	SOLD
	Flora Flora is the choral director at the local high school. Her principal finds her habit of wearing short skirts and no shirts to be quite scandalous. But the students don´t seem to mind at all. In her free time she enjoys horseback riding, watching Gilmore Girls, and picking petunias.	SOLD
	Natalie Natalie has a penchant for all things south-of-the-border. Her diet consists primarily of tortas for lunch and sopapillas for dinner. Her family is becoming concerned for her tunnel-vision when it comes to food. They have tried to introduce things like spaghetti, brautwurst, and oustakaka but she simply will not have it!	SOLD
	Minerva Minerva is an even-tempered, quiet soul who enjoys reading Jane Austen novels and poetry. Her mother keeps pushing her to enter beauty pageants, but those just aren´t up her alley. She avoids makeup and any primping whatsoever. Little does Minerva know, her boyfriend Bob is proposing to her soon!	SOLD
	Maisie Maisie is the spelling bee champion in her second-grade class. Last year, the word that tripped her up was "picnicked". This year, she has been focusing on past and future tenses to make sure she doesn't make the same mistake again. Maisie is secretly in love with Ned and gazes at him during math. She finds him t-e-r-r-i-f-i-c!!!	SOLD
	Cissy Cissy is mortified by her "saddlebags" that she inherited from her father´s side of the family. She works out daily at the local YMCA to combat her "thunderthighs" but can't seem to free herself from them. We have a feeling, though, that her two-Mallomars-per-day habit is a contributing factor to her stubborn lower half.	SOLD
	Mary Jane Mary Jane supports herself by delivering fresh firewood to yuppies in the city who wish to light their fireplaces in the winter. She prefers, however, life in the country in her log cabin (which she built herself) next to her OWN fireplace, which uses gas logs. Mary Jane hopes to be married someday but is only surrounded by scruffy lumberjacks.	SOLD
	Meg Meg grew up listening to the greats of folk music. And to this day, cannot get enough Pete Seeger! She travels the country, visiting folk music festivals and trying to get solo gigs playing the mouth harp. But she just can't find the audience for a mouth harp playing, tap-dancing mauve monkey.	SOLD
	Helena Helena lives in the Swiss Alps with her beloved sheep and goats. She tires of constantly breaking up quarrels between the two groups and has considered getting a water buffalo or two to diffuse the tension. She is currently working with her neighbor Sven to rebuild her cottage so that she can make it into a Crunch gym.	SOLD
	Frannie Fancypants Frannie Fancypants LOVES ruffles. She thinks it all began with her childhood ruffly canopy bed, which matched perfectly her wallpaper and several outfits her mother hand-sewed for her. Her day job is working as a clerk at Anthropologie. She is urging them to phase out all leather products.	SOLD
	Alma Alma loves to recycle! She made her skirt from a used tie, which explains the stains. But her pride in reusing old things far outweighs the gross factor of where the heck those stains came from. Alma has managed to rally her entire block to recycle everything possible! Her dream is to build a 4-story mansion made entirely of reused car parts.	SOLD
	Clara Clara teaches 3rd grade at John Dewey elementary. Her conservative garb makes her a target for inappropriate comments (of the librarian-esque variety) from the 8th graders. They suspect her of being a wild animal beneath those long skirts! Recently, some of those teasing boys created a false MySpace page, pretending to be her. They were suspended, rest assured.	SOLD
	Jessica Jessica works as a moderator at the local petting zoo. She keeps the children in line and ensures the safety of the goats and bunnies. One day, Jessica came to work to find the pet-ees of the zoo gathered in the chicken coop, plotting their mutiny and ultimate escape. Jessica considered joining forces with them, but knew she couldn´t leave the stability of a salary and benefits.	SOLD
	Mimi Mimi is a pro at Atari´s Donkey Kong. She cannot, however, seem to master the current gaming systems like PS3 and Wii. Her friends and family have dubbed her nickname to be "twinkletoes" because of her unique digits. It is these very digits which enable her amazing Atari skills. Oh, she also likes Rice Krispy Squares and pfefferneusen.	SOLD
	Zelda Zelda is a bit egocentric. She finds the initial consonant in her name is by far the most superior letter in the alphabet and she has decorated her entire house with Z's. Her obsession with the letter has caused her to fail at spelling bees: zylophone, ekzact, akzidental... She makes up for these shortcomings by taking marimba lessons at Zoe's Zany Zounditorium.	SOLD
	Kyla Kyla is the queen of the tree house at her preschool. Her throne has been challenged by many, but toppled by none. Her mother makes her rugged rompers so that she can defend her title. What Kyla lacks in smarts, she makes up for in tenacity. This has landed her in the principal's office many a time.	SOLD
	Josefina Josefina was born and raised in San Diego, CA, but is loving life in her new home of Wichita, KS. She is, without a doubt, the finest Latin dancer in all of Kansas and she LIKES it that way! Her job at a mid-sized industrial supply company gives her the freedom (and the discretionary income) to go dancing every night of the week!	SOLD
	Sarah Sarah is the quietest of her six brothers and sisters, but she is OK with that. Her parents are fair with their love and attention, so she doesn't have to compete. She likes to collect cookie cutters and then make mobiles out of them to give to babies at the local orphanage. Her dream is to open an amusement park that features different types of cookies throughout.	SOLD
	Martha Martha recently moved to California to try out the west coast. She loves the carefree attitude of most people she meets, but she finds their inability to be on time to be quite frustrating. She has recently taken up surfing and can´t get enough guacamole to satisfy her ravenous appetite. She is currently going to school to become a park ranger.	SOLD
	Marla Marla is a conscientious gal who does the bulk of her weekly shopping at the local organic farmers´ market. She delights in bringing her own canvas tote so as to save plastic bags. Her passion lies in artichokes and fennel bulbs which can lead to some crazy romantic evenings in Harlem with her beau.	SOLD
	Lara Lara is frustrated by the quality of pineapples at the local Shop ´N´ Sav in Duluth. She was spoiled by the delicious pineapples she ate for breakfast, lunch and dinner while vacationing in Hawaii last year. Now, she has dreams of moving there, just for the tropical fruit. Her plan is to become an expert surfboard waxer to support her fruit habit.	SOLD
	Isabel Isabel is a high-maintenance little monkey. While she believes in women´s rights in theory, her ideal boyfriend is a man who can support her ravenous appetite for shoe shopping. So far, this pursuit has been fruitless, as the men become frightened when she changes shoes four times throughout a date.	SOLD
	Dharma Dharma misses her good friend Sid. They used to ride around together in their VW bus, freaking out squares. But Sid moved out of town and now she has to go it alone. So she has taken more peaceful measures to her hippie-ness. She spends lazy afternoons weaving daisy chain necklaces and making macrame plant hangers for all of her friends. Peace, Dharma!	SOLD
	Marilu Marilu is the most petite (and the youngest) member of her neighborhood mah jongg team. Her petite-ness can be attributed to her knack for gymnastics. She got involved with gymnastics because of her namesake, Mary Lou Retton (even thought they spell their names differently). Her favorite event is the uneven bars because it combines agility and planning!	SOLD
	Rachel Rachel is very active in her church, United Monkey Methodist of Muncie. She sings in the choir, plays the organ on Sundays and leads a prayer group at her house on every other Tuesday. Her pastor, however, is torn. He LOVES Rachel´s active involvement in the church, but he fears that her tatoos could negatively influence the young minds in the youth choir.	SOLD
	Penny Penny is bored by her career at the accounting firm, Dewey, Cheatham and Howe. Numbers just don´t "do it for her" any more. In her college days, she could have solved equations all night long. Instead, her sights are now set on opening a power suit boutique that features pantsuits and comfortable pumps for the working gal.	SOLD
	Cheyenne Cheyenne has an obsession with Andy Warhol and the Doors. She has seen every Warhol movie and prides herself on her imitations of what she sees. It´s these desperate attempts to appear "cool" that ironically ostracize her from both her family and her coworkers at AG Edwards.	SOLD
	Marimba Marimba is all about the "monkey power!" She is president of the local AASM chapter. Don´t even get her started on the plight of sock monkeys and equal rights in the workplace. Her favorite soap-box topic is the glass ceiling that so many of her kind encounter, especially in the insurance industry. She sticks it to "the man" by throwing feces at public buses.	SOLD
	Minnie Minnie loves to play four-square and is the champion at her elementary school. The only problem is, the red ball they normally use has sprung a leak and renders their game a little flat. Despite her slender frame, she can really pack the wallop. She is known as "Skinny Minnie Femme Fatale." Her fave beverage is Cheerwine.	SOLD
	Jan Jan is a diginified lady who throws extravagant soirees at her home in Palo Alto, CA. Her current boyfriend is a programmer for Google and really brings home the bacon (soy, of course). Jan aspires to be a advice columnist like Dear Abby and practices by bossing her friends around.	SOLD
	Jill Jill loves soccer. She has an uncontrollable crush on David Beckham and writes him every day. Unfortunately for her soccer playing career, her striped skin tone often causes confusion on the field, when players mistake her for the referee. She loves strawberry Kool-Aid and has problems not getting a Kool-Aid moustache when drinking it. How embarassing!	SOLD
	Suzanne Suzanne wishes she did not live in sunny South Carolina, due to her fair complexion. But she simply cannot help sporting adorable sundresses all year long. Her mother urges her to work on her tan, but she finds the risk of skin cancer too terrifying. So instead, she has honed and perfected her talent for Pac Man.	SOLD
	Mariposa Mariposa LOVES telling her friends what her name means, "butterfly." Every day when she gets home from school, her mother fixes her a snack of pink lemonade and crackers with strawberry jam and cream cheese. She likes to play "tea party" with her little brother, Manuel, but he often ends the game in a rage, slinging scones and Earl Grey all over her room.	SOLD
	Elsie Elsie is studying to be an interpreter at the UN. She speaks Urdu, Mandarin Chinese and the Inuit language fluently. She enjoys fixing up vintage automobiles in her free time and is learning the Austrian waltz at the local Y. Elsie´s favorite foods are fondue, grilled cheese sandwiches and pizza. She´s a bit of a cheese fiend.	SOLD
	Erin Erin drives the tram at the zoo. Although she has moral qualms about working at a zoo, but she finds that her job there allows her time to consider the details of her planned "zoo break" to set all the animals free. In her free time she enjoys drinking pints of Guiness and playing golf, both of which she partakes in with her father Patrick.	SOLD
	Ariana Ariana has an addiction to the beach. She moved from Lincoln, Nebraska to Key West at great expense: she left her love of 12 years, Oscar and her favorite cow, Miss Moo-Moo. Not to mention her high-paying, powerful position as head sanitation engineer. Ariana believes that in lieu of gold, there is a beach at the end of every rainbow.	SOLD
	Eunice Eunice´s new year´s resolution for 2007 is to ride her T-Bird the entire length of Route 66. The only problem is convincing her friends Hazel and Violet to go along with her. So she has been showing them movies like Thelma and Louise and Norma Rae to get them motivated as women and instill confidence in their abilities. If that fails, she´ll just liquor them up.	SOLD
	Marcia Marcia, Marcia, Marcia. She loves polyester, not only for its fashionable qualities, but also its kindness to animals. Marcia made a faux pas lately: she unknowingly sat on her friends´ leather couch and had to take multiple baths afterwards to rid herself of the leather scent. She requested that, from now on, these friends place coverlets on the sofa before she sits.	SOLD
	Eleanor Eleanor is the finest of the ladies at the local supper club. She often dazzles them with her vegan dishes that always are the first to be devoured. She delights in refinement and demands proper etiquette of her dates, which may be the reason she is still single. She won't admit it, but she´s a closet Bon Jovi fan.	SOLD
	Melba Melba was once the epitome of fashion at her local disco. But she never got the message that pink is NOT the new pink, but actually quite blasé. However, she remains content with her bright pastel hue and is proud of her flower-child heritage. You go, girl!	SOLD
	Viv Viv is not so adept at laundry. She once wore a frock of blue that touched the floor, but ever since that fateful day when she used hot water instead of the recommended cold delicate cycle, she has sported a daringly short babydoll dress since. Now, she pores over every care tag in her clothing, which leads to lengthy trips to the laudromat.	SOLD
	Sarina Sarina has an obsession with the movie "The Sound of Music". She runs through the streets of Salzburg, singing "Doe a Deer". The locals of Salzburg sometimes worry about her sanity, but find her to be endearing and well-mannered. And a tourist attraction!	SOLD
	Carol Carol is a secretary - er, - administrative assistant for Townsley and Billings accounting firm. Her job is tenuous at the moment due to her excessive gum chewing. Her favorite flavor is Hubba Bubba Watermelon. Unbeknownst to her boss, every piece she as ever chewed is stuck underneath her desk at work.	SOLD
	Ellen Ellen flips burgers at Juicy Burger, downtown Dayton´s hippest high school hangout. She is deeply mortified by the fact that she has to wear a hairnet while working. It is not very good for her dating social life. However, Ellen takes pride in her ability to sneak veggie burgers in for meat when her boss isn't looking. Go Ellen!	SOLD
	Scarlett Scarlett lives in Las Vegas and cleans glitter off the stage after the showgirl show at La Canasta. She aspires to someday be one of those showgirls who leaves behind a trail of glitter. However, her youthful appearance and rather (ahem) low endowment causes her to be "passed over" every audition season.	SOLD
	Loretta Loretta can type 90 words per minute. However, this does not help her at her current job, which is feeding the penguins at the Lincoln Park Zoo. Unfortunately, a zookeeper´s salary makes it hard for her to afford her Wrigleyville condo. She is reconsidering the condo, though, due to the noise caused by Cubs´ fans. She is torn over the rooftop controversy.	SOLD
	Lolita Lolita tends to get into a lot of heated discussions with her mother regarding her affinity for wearing tube tops and very short skirts. She takes pride in her long, lean legs and wishes to show them off! Luckily, her liberal private school accepts this "expression" of her personality.	SOLD
	Josie Josie delights in the simple pleasures life has to offer: like picking strawberries in her appropriately-themed apron. She often takes a break from her picking to simply lounge in the sun and soak up some rays. This can get her into trouble, though, as she frequently falls asleep and misses the bus that returns her to the city.	SOLD
	Jane Jane is obsessed with the ´80s, and with and workout videos, particularly those of Jane Fonda. She digs legwarmers and Swatch watches. Her favorite songs are "I'm So Excited" and "I´m Walking on Sunshine." Whoa-oh! If you have Pac-Man and the Goonies at your house, she´ll be your friend for life!	SOLD
	Martina Martina is the smallest girl in her seventh grade class. However, due to her many years studying ballet, she has lean muscular legs, and the boys in her class have nicknamed her Legs. She in embarrassed by the attention, but can´t help but be flattered as well.	SOLD
	Corrina Corrina is a nurse in the neonatal ward at the local hospital. She religiously watches "Grey´s Anatomy" and aspires to date Dr. McDreamy someday. She became a nurse to soothe fussy babies, but stays in the profession so she can subtly "borrow" medical supplies to keep her ailing elderly cat alive and well. Shhh!	SOLD
	Punkin Punkin, as her name indicates, is a sweet little monkey. She feeds local stray cats in her backyard, but is torn by the predicament they put her in: she also feeds local birds and finds that her feeder operates as a lure, bringing the birds into the drooling mouths of the strays. Poor Punkin.	SOLD
	Jodie Jodie is an easy-going lady who enjoys sipping lemonade on porch swings on hot summer days and baking cookies for the local after-school program. She is a brilliant young woman, having graduated from Yale with top honors in bioengineering. However, she prefers the simple life and sells items on eBay for a living.	SOLD
	Melina Melina is a naughty, yet well-dressed, little tyke. At her preschool, she is known for pulling other girls´ hair and talking when the teacher´s back is turned. She had a parent-teacher conference last week for throwing spit balls! Her favorite activities (when she is not in time-out) include finger-painting (usually inappropriate items like walls) and thumb-wrestling.	SOLD
	Edwina Edwina lives in Maine, which makes it difficult to maintain her obsession with caring for her prize-winning cacti. She has learned from past experience that an apron prevents prickly mishaps. She harvests agave nectar to eat on her toast in lieu of honey.	SOLD
	Patrice Patrice is a serious gal, who studies the impact of quantum physics on ladybugs. So far, the tests are inconclusive, but she persists despite the ridicule of her peers. In her free time, she constructs strapless gowns using remnants from her local thrift store.	SOLD
	Vera Vera has an obsession with her namesake, Vera Wang. She is quite the little seamstress too! She spends all of her freetime making cheap (but relatively well-made) versions of the designer´s dresses. Vera wants her boyfriend, Edwin to "get a clue", dress right and marry her.	SOLD
	MaryBeth MaryBeth is a ballet fanatic! She has taken private lessons since she could walk and has the lead in Swan Lake at her local community center. She dreams of one day opening her own ballet studio for little monkey girls and boys.	SOLD
	Pat Pat is a bit of a quandry. We´re not quite sure if Pat is a boy or girl monkey, and frankly he or she does NOT want to discuss it. So, Pat enjoys playing soccer, going to the beach and would like a PS2 for Christmas. Pat also likes wearing no pants. Pat says it makes him or her feel "freer". Hmmm...	SOLD
	Paloma Paloma is a foreign exhange monkey from Guatemala. She hopes to someday be a flight attendant and marine biologist. This ambitious gal won´t let anything stand in her way, especially her fears of flying and water.	SOLD
	Feta Feta is a beach bunny. She loves to don her favorite bikini and play beach volleyball. She feels it attracts the attention of her crush, lifeguard Ron. Her hobbies: giggling, fixing her hair, and sunbathing.	SOLD
	Marta Marta prides herself on being fashionable in an international way. She frequents her local Chinatown, eats Indian food on a weekly basis, and waits tables at an Italian restaurant. Although this theme permeates her life, she is courting a good-ol´ Nebraskan farm boy named Hal.	SOLD
	Marion Marion loves gardening. She nurtures her dahlias and roses with the best, most fertile compost. Her worms (in her worm bin) are her dearest pets and she has named all 112 of them! This organic girl only wears hemp clothing or nothin´ at all!	SOLD
	Sally Sally is obsessed with celebrities. She subscribes to ALL of the buzz magazines, including the tabloids. Her biggest crush is a tie between Mark Wahlberg and Jason Bateman. She aspires to be like Kate Winslet or Cameron Diaz. When watching movies, she noshes on Milk Duds and Fritos.	SOLD
	Mabel Mabel feels most at home in the kitchen, wearing her apron. She likes making blueberry flapjacks and makes food for her garden's butterflies from scratch. She's considered by some to be a bit slow, but animals (those butterflies in particular) are drawn to her simplicity.	SOLD
	Christine Christine is what some people call a "mall rat." She loves to meet her friends at the food court for Sbarro´s pizza - no cheese. They typically proceed on to Auntie Anne´s for a cinnamon and sugar pretzel. She wouldn´t admit it to anyone, but her favorite store is Sears.	SOLD
	Gertrude This happenin' granny has tatoos all over her arms and legs from her days riding motorcycles with the Satin Stallions. Her new gang is the Gutter Grannies, local bowling champions. Despite her age, she frequents El Burro del Muerte, the hottest tango club in town.	SOLD
	Jennie Jennie is from Omaha, NE, though she spends most of her time in LA. This jet-setting monkey goes go-go dancing every chance she gets. Boy monkeys win her heart by sharing banana splits and cream sodas.	SOLD
	Farina Farina is a young monkey who enjoys hopscotch and a good game of patty-cakes. She loves banana pudding and applesauce. Her favorite board game is CandyLand.	SOLD
	Skina Skina is from Sweden. She likes skiing, yodeling, and making soft pretzels with her friends. She aspires to be a gymnast but is told she is just too tall. So instead, she pours her efforts into writing mystery novels and home improvement projects. Her favorite food is spaghetti.	SOLD
	Bernice Bernice wishes she could be a dancer. She watches ballroom champtionships on PBS and dances along using her pillow as a waltz partner. Her favorite color is red and she loves Bingo.	SOLD
	Inez Inez spends most of her time with her best friend, Clarice. They like to have tea parties and do eachother's hair. The last time they got together, there was a mishap leading to the unfortunate loss of all their hair. She likes to eat Sprees one at a time, and chocolate cake; she hates vegetables.	SOLD
	Clarice Clarice loves her best friend, Inez, but is a bit more conservative than her wild friend. Clarice practices the piano every day for 45 minutes, and helps her mother do laundry. She loves oatmeal and 'smores, and enjoys playing dress-up.	SOLD
Boys
	Roland Roland has issues. And we don't mean unexplained stacks of Time Magazine in his basement. He has a rampant unfounded sense of self-satisfaction. He has a respectful position at Toys R Us, but frankly, he just isn't very good at his job. He always unloads merchandise in record time, but his stacks of boxes inevitably fall over when one is removed. And he doesn't even know what aisle the Barbies are in!	SOLD
	Tommy Though Tommy grew up under a great regime of ridicule for his gangly arms and legs, he finds them to be a great boon within the high school dating scene. A simple fake yawn, and he can have his arm around three girls on each side at the same time, multiplying his scoring potential by 6. He also puts his ample appendages to use tossing dough at Pete's Pizzaria.	SOLD
	Posy Posy would like to make your day! He delivers flowers for Tunes-N-Blooms, a local singing telegram and floral delivery service. He adores his job, but hates driving the 15-passenger Dodge Sprinter with Reno, Nevada airbrushed on the side, with music notes dancing over Lake Tahoe. Posy's favorite impersonation when signing is Miss Dolly Parton!	SOLD
	Beaufort Beaufort runs a small cracker company in the outskirts of Cleveland, OH. He makes generic versions of popular crackers, calling them Ritzy Spitzes, Cheezums, and Wheat Thicks. On weekends, Beaufort enthusiastically cheers on his bowling league, the Skull Crackers. So punny, Beaufort is. He dreams of one day having limb shortening plastic surgery, enabling him to fulfill his lifelong dream of raising his arms while riding a roller coaster.	SOLD
	Christopher Christopher really believes that he has a future as a cabaret singer. He always enjoys the star role in his 5th-grade's assembly presentations and even coreographed the pseudo-sign language that accompanied their rendition of "I Believe I Can Fly." The one missing piece, Christopher feels, is a rock-solid accompaniast to his stellar performance of "Beat It."	SOLD
	Spencer Spencer is disappointed that his parents spelled his name with a "c" in the middle. He wants so badly to bear the spelling of his hero, Spenser, from the 1980's TV series, "Spenser for Hire." Spencer has even gone so far as to, despite protestations, call his friend Malcom by the nickname of "Hawk." His latest "case" as MI (Monkey Investigator) involved a missing jar of mayonnaise from his fridge.	SOLD
	Trevor Trevor is chagrined. He recently returned from his trip to the Poconos with his wife, Mariela, with a severe sunburn. How does one get a sunburn in the Poconos, you ask? Let's just say it involves Crisco, a rolicking game of flag football, and throwing caution to the wind. Trevor regrets his carelessness, but Mariela's passion has been ignited.	SOLD
	Binky Binky has, like, totally had too much coffee, MAN! He was up all night studying for his geometry exam, which he failed miserably because his mom just wouldn't LAY OFF at breakfast. He was hoping to cram to the max over his Pillsbury Toaster Strudel. Strawberry, natch. Binky is still drinking coffee and hopes to wean himself off the caffeine high by Easter.	SOLD
	Alvin Alvin is an avid bicycler, but it's an expensive habit. Due to his long limbs, he must special-order his cycles from Scandinavia with extra-long seatposts. Complicating the situation, Alvin has OCD and doesn't like touching the handlebars. So instead, he employs two regularly disinfected extendo-pincers to grab the handles.	SOLD
	Grimace Grimace has heard it all before. He does NOT spend his spare time with Ronald McDonald, he does NOT know where the Hamburgler has stashed his goods, and for the record, he's a vegetarian. Oh, and no need for Barney jokes. Grimace does enjoy his career as a trade-show spokesmodel for the Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con.	SOLD
	Marion Marion is plagued by his short legs. He longs (no pun intended) to be a sprinter on the high school track team. But he has never been able to make the cut. So instead, he has resigned himself to bulking up his shoulders to become the star shot-putter. An inadvertent side-effect to this body building has been a lengthening of his torso. The chicks do NOT dig it.	SOLD
	Teddy Teddy is an avid mountain hiker. He traversed the Appalachian Trail with his sidekick Skippy, who served as a Sherpa for him during the journey. Skippy actually came to resent the fact that Teddy made him carry all the provisions, while Teddy forged ahead shouting behind him to Skippy to keep up the pace and live up to his name and skip the entire journey.	SOLD
	Kenny Kenny often quotes Johnny Cash's "I've Been Everywhere, Man." At every free moment, he travels to a new locale, soaking up local color. He also picks up a souvenir backpack in each town and enjoys sporting them at his job at the fanny pack factory. His favorite town so far is Nashville, where he was able to glimpse Dolly Parton, Kenny Rogers and Faith Hill all at once!	SOLD
	Oscar Oscar teaches calisthenics at the local senior center. He started this endeavor when he had to take his uncle there every day, who was disappointed by his limited options: Bingo or Pinochle. Oscar was then inspired to attend Jane Fonda's Funky-robics school to obtain his certificate. He gets those seniors kickin', baby!	SOLD
	Sylvio Sylvio likes that he is known as the prankster of Melania Trump Elementary in the Italian Village in NYC. His favorite trick to date is when he seized control of the school's PA system and played Dean Martin's "Mambo Italiano" at top volume. He had the entire cafeteria of children dancing on the tables with roses clenched in their teeth, while the teachers chased Sylvio down the hall.	SOLD
	Darryl Darryl prides himself on his title of "Arizona State Ambidextrous Arm Wrestling Champ". While this title doesn't seem terribly different from a normal arm wrestling title, the level of fatigue he experiences due to his ambidextrousness is significant. He has an assistant, Maurice, accompany him to every match to help him drink his celebratory Gatorade afterwards.	SOLD
	Gilbert Gilbert, or "Gil" as he often goes by, is obsessed with mastadons and other prehistoric minutae. For instance, he is proud to share that the diploducus was an herbivore who ate primarily conifers and swallowed its food whole. Gilbert models his own diet after "dippys", as he calls them, but finds that swallowing whole pinecones wreaks havoc on his digestive system.	SOLD
	Randy Randy has been obsessed with dancing ever since M.C. Hammer's breakout hit "Can't Touch This." He continues to wear his faded, tattered Hammer pants and perfect his moonwalk despite its association with Michael Jackson. While his friends say this is not a legitimate way to spend his time, he truly believes that he is "2 Legit 2 Quit."	SOLD
	Ethan Ethan loves to play practical jokes on friends and family members. His favorite prank ever was when he placed a dollar bill (attached to a string) in his family´s foyer. His father spent a full 35 minutes chasing the bill out of the house, and around the neighborhood while the kids in the ´hood pointed and laughed at Ethan´s shenanigans.	SOLD
	Timothy Timothy just aced his SATs and is on his way to K State to study life sciences. He has a knack for amoebas. In his non-studying time, Timothy lurks about at the local arcade. He has become quite good at Grand Theft Auto. He also collects bugs: his favorites are lightning bugs in a jar.	SOLD
	Jacky Yes, Jacky is aware that he looks *exactly* like a Halloween Jack-O-Lantern! He does not appreciate when the bullies at school ask if he has a candle inside of him or if he has any candy to give them. The upside of his looks is that he often makes a few extra bucks around Halloween playing "Pumpkin Santa" at Von Maur giving other kids the candy they wish for.	SOLD
	Griswold Griswold, or "Grizzy" as he is often dubbed, works for Texas Instruments in the calculator calibration consortium. He leads a team of over 25 monkeys who fill their days finding sums on the new calculators. Nothing is more satisfying to Grizzy than getting a "4" when punching in "2+2". He donates defective calculators to existentialists who ponder the perplexing problems.	SOLD
	Franklin Franklin is a gentle soul. He spends his evenings after work helping serve soup at the local homeless shelter. On his way home, he often has several bread scraps left in his pockets, which he feeds to local stray cats. He also enjoys reading by the fire, eating tomato soup and grilled cheese.	SOLD
	Anthony Anthony works for Union Electric as a pole-climber, fixing problems during power outages. His colleagues insist on referring to him as "Tony", a moniker that has infuriated him since his grade school days. He feels the world has enough Tonys already: Tony Hawk, Tony Blair, Tony DiMira, Toni Braxton, Tony Micelli. . . enough already!!!	SOLD
	Terry Terry spends his days floating in the cubicle sea at Microsoft. He feels that the only way to stand out from the others is with his flamboyant style and persona. Every Friday, he brings cream cheese sandwiches with pickles to the office to share, but the burly men of the office cause mayhem by faxing the majority of Terry's sandwiches.	SOLD
	Lando Lando loves to practice Tai Chi in Rogers Park, just up the street from his bungalow-style house in Paducah. Although he is retired, he keeps extremely busy crafting dream catchers and headbands from pleather for the Shady Pines retirement home. He doesn't live there yet, but frequents it, especially on Mondays, when the residents play billiards.	SOLD
	Baxter Baxter's friends make fun of him for always being overdressed for the occasion, but his mother never lets him out of the house without one of her handmade ties on. Lucky for him, he works at the local airport in Scranton, offering Smarte Cartes to travelers. They always seem impressed by his attire and pleasant smile, so he feels that the tips he earns outweigh the ribbing from his pals.	SOLD
	Vincent Vincent likes to think he is a pro on the golf course. The mini golf course, that is. He tours the country in his blue Toyota Tercel, from tournament to tournament, battling windmills and enormous plastic dinosaurs who stand between him and his trophies. He often wonders where exactly all these novelties on the course are manufactured. Dare to dream, Vinnie!	SOLD
	Jaleel Jaleel is a naughty boy. Each winter, he drags his parents´ hose out to the neighborhood street and turns it on until the severely sloped boulevard becomes an icy death-path for all who encounter it. Except Jaleel, who enjoys running and leaping upon the treacherous path and sliding until he can´t slide no more.	SOLD
	Albert Albert works at his local JCPenny's as an Olan Mills photographer. He enjoys the studio work, but loves spring, when he is inundated with calls to photograph families for church directories. He finds that squeezing a pink squeaky elephant really gets the kids going. He really has a way that's almost magical of capturing the best of rotund little boys.	SOLD
	Sandoval Sandoval works with Chi Chi the dog and Maurice the organ grinder. Sandy, as he is often called, is overwhelmingly chagrined by the wardrobe competition between him and the dog. However, Sandy has advanced the art of "organ grinder monkey" to respectable heights, playing the straight man to Maurice's slapstick.	SOLD
	Simon Simon is neither a pickle nor a turtle, contrary to popular opinion! He has considered wearing a sandwich board around his neck, proclaiming the facts, but worries that he'll be carted away by "the fuzz". He has also considered a "species change operation" to feel at home in his body, but he fears that it may cost him his job with the state of Florida.	SOLD
	Tad Tad hates wearing pants. He feels that pants rein in his creativity. So instead, he wears shirts with long tails that serve to preserve the tattered shreds of what's left of his modesty. He is sick and tired of muttered comments in crowds that are often directed at him and his avante-garde fashion sense, but sees this as his cross to bear.	SOLD
	Jerome Jerome works at The Mobile Connection, Mobile, Alabama´s leading seller of cellular phones. Jerome is determined to become Top Salesman of the Year in 2007! The Top Salesman receives all sorts of prizes, including an all-expenses paid trip to Silver Dollar City. He hopes to see Andy Williams perform while he´s there (if he wins, of course).	SOLD
	Floyd Floyd was initially embarassed by the shawl his mother made him to keep warm in the "shoulder seasons," but since he discovered that it doubles as a cape, he has created an alter ego, known as Fantastic Floyd. This superhero can swing from tree to tree in a single bound and has devised the world´s first perfect birdfeeder that keeps squirrels away without being ugly.	SOLD
	Garrison Garrison insists that people address him by his full name. He does NOT appreciate it when people assume that he "goes by "Gary", "Sonny", or worst of all, "Risso". He is a sought-after interior designer in Naperville, IL and hopes to someday work with Nate Burkus in Chicago. Clients often balk at his fashion, but they love his poofy valences and dramatic curtains.	SOLD
	Adam Adam is a real dapper dude. This heartthrob has all the ladies swooning. But his heart belongs to only one. Adam is a proficient french horn player, although he dabbles in many instruments. He turned down a place in the Chicago Symphony Orchestra to become a vegan chef on the island of Maui. He swims with dolphins every day at sunset and couldn´t be happier.	SOLD
	Skippy Skippy loves skateboarding and eating sub sandwiches. He plays forward on his school's Ultimate Frisbee team, which is going to the semi-finals this year! His strongest subject is spelling, though he recognizes the siginificance of physics and how it relates to his favorite sports. He also has the occasional fudge binge.	SOLD
	Ned Ned REALLY wants to be like his dad, who is a finance manager at Kohl´s. To mimic his father, he peruses the clearance rack of ties at his dad´s store, which often results in tie catastrophes. He tries to tie a double-Windsor knot, but ends up getting flustered and improperly tied. (He should just get a clip-on!)	SOLD
	Terrell Terrell feels as though he´s been misled. The army recruiter at his high school made it seem like a great way to fund his college career. But after losing his tail in a freak training accident, he went AWOL and is now an avid protester at the Chicago Air and Water Show. All he has to show for his time in the army are his tatooed arms and legs. He can be tough to find!	SOLD
	Marcus Marcus has trouble fitting in at his suburban prep school due to what his teachers refer to as "dumbo ears". Needless to say, his teachers need a few lessons in couth. His large ears come in handy, however, when eavesdropping outside of the girls´ bathroom.	SOLD
	Justin When not "hanging 10," Justin is found chillin´ at Havana Cabana, a beach-front virgin daiquiri bar in Gulf Shores. He used to have bleach-blond hair, but the salt water and sun wreaked havoc on it and it fell out last June. His other woe is that he cannot, for the life of him, tan. He just burns, it peels off, and he is left lily-white.	SOLD
	Bob Bob. What a sweetheart! A real southern gentleman who opens doors for ladies, shows respect for his elders and brings his sweetie, Minerva, flowers on a regular basis. Bob sometimes feels a touch of Napoleon complex due to his small stature, but he doesn´t let this bring him down. This positive-thinker always looks on the bright side of life!	SOLD
	Bart Bart is what one might call an "outlaw." He takes great pleasure in puncturing people´s inflatable yard art. Because of this less-than-legal and unsavory activity, Bart sports a bandana a la bandits of the wild west. When not causing trouble around town, Bart enjoys fake-meat cocktail weenies.	SOLD
	Jack Jack likes cold weather! He and Winston became quick friends during the last blizzard and Jack learned how to make snow-sock-monkey-angels from him. Jack participates in the local bobsledding league and teaches inner-city youth how to ice skate on the icy alleys behind their homes. Jack has a wintery secret, though: he doesn´t know how to ski! And he´s terrified to try!	SOLD
	Travis Travis is proud of his success on the South Beach diet and wears his old size-40 pants, cinched, to show off his newfound thinness. Now that he is slenderer, his favorite hangout is Venice Beach. His romantic life has accelerated and he is now turning away the ladies more than he can count!	SOLD
	Maxwell Maxwell is a master carpenter in Local 738 in Chattanooga, Tennessee. His high position in the union allows him to use his silver hammer quite often. He has been told to not mix silver hammers and pipe dreams.	SOLD
	Louis Louis is a referee for the kids´ soccer league in Decatur, IL. He often gets shouts from parents in the crowd of, "Hey Ref! What are you - blind?" Ironically, he is. But no one knows this because he can simply FEEL the plays as they occur on the field. He has been able to mask his disability for 12 years. He is proud of his strides made on behalf of the blind community.	SOLD
	Sid Sid, a child of the ´60s loves to sport his flowered tunic. He takes great pleasure in getting friends to try the following tongue twister: "Sinful Sid sipped his snifter, seized his knees and sneezed." He also enjoys cruising around town in his VW bus, freaking out "squares."	SOLD
	Winston Winston is at one with snow and ice. Because of all the time he spends in the blinding whiteness, he forever squints. But he thinks this makes him look cool, like a soap opera heart-throb. The only problem with his squinting is that it causes him to underestimate how much he´s eating, which has rendered him pudgy.	SOLD
	Frank Frank runs the local doggie daycare in Scranton. He started the business with his life partner, Pat and so far is very successful. He is considering expanding the business to include kitty kare, but worries about the fur-flying consequences. He and Pat also have a large aquarium so clients can bring their fish for the day, too.	SOLD
	Bongo Bongo attracts attention wherever he goes. He has his own personal tailor in Michigan who hand-makes all of his outfits, including his birthday suit which is plastered in daisies. This fun-loving guy is the life of every party, often breaking into song for no apparent reason. His favorites include "Froggy Went a-Courtin´" and "Wind Beneath My Wings." Sigh.	SOLD
	Zach Zach is a professional sumo wrestler, despite his small frame. He actually uses that to his advantage to throw his opponents off-track. They expect very little from him, but MAN does he deliver! In addition to his sumo wrestling, his affinity for Asian culture leads him to eat sushi daily.	SOLD
	Scottie Scottie is the hit of his kindergarten classroom due to his festive pants. His mother sews them with love and someday aspires to sew a shirt for him as well. He is king of the kickball field and the girls all giggle and squeal when he chases them around the playground at recess to spread his cooties.	SOLD
	Rusty Rusty has tried all the fad diets, to no avail. He simply cannot shed those final pounds. The most success he's had so far was on the grapefruit diet. However, the consistent citrus intake wreaked havoc on his canker sores. This did NOTHING for his social life. So he took to spending days in his basement, perfecting his Atari skills.	SOLD
	Tyler Tyler's childhood in Rocky Ford, Colorado has given him a profound passion for his career as ski-lift operator. He enjoys sitting in his cozy booth all day, inspecting the many ski bunny monkeys who happen his way. His moment in the spotlight was when a certain young lady twisted her ankle getting on the lift. He carried her up the mountain to safety and hot chocolate.	SOLD
	Gomer Gomer LOVES peanut butter sandwiches. And goldfish - not the Pepperidge Farm variety, but the kind that swim around. But he doesn´t eat them! Gomer keeps a fish tank in his bedroom and pampers his little fishies with the finest flakes in town. Oh-he´s also the Staring Contest Champion of Boise, Idaho. Go Gomer!!!	SOLD
	Arty Arty is a "bookish" type and enjoys dating women of a similar mind. He finds his fashions at the local thrift store and doesn´t understand how, on some, his clothes may seem cool in a hipster way. But on him, they are reminiscint of Mr. Rogers.	SOLD
	Benjamin Benjamin is a rowdy little boy who likens himself to Superman. Where Superman is weakened by kryptonite, Benjamin´s weakness is broccoli. He asked his mom to make him his very special super-hero cape. He wears it everywhere, including school. (Click the picture of Benjamin to see his cape!) In order to wash it, his mother has to steal it while he´s sleeping.	SOLD
	Clarence Clarence is the custodian at the local Lutheran elementary school. The kids there find him strange but lovable. He has an innate knack for finding the smallest dust bunny under the tiniest kindergartener´s desk. And he loves pretzels dipped in marshmallow creme.	SOLD
	Fred Fred is a simple man who prides himself in showing up to the office (insurance firm) every day, on time (actually early most days), and providing well for his wife and kids. His greatest dream is to obtain the promotion that gets him 12 days of vacation instead of 10.	SOLD
	Spencer Spencer. Oh, Spencer. He´s not the "brightest bulb in the pack". Not "playing with a full deck" if you catch our drift. He likes grapes (only peeled ones) and playing with blocks. He also likes sledding down the biggest hill in the neighborhood with his buddy Milford (when he's not skiing).	SOLD
	Milford Milford is such a ski bum! He is embarassed to admit, however, that he lacks the coordination to master snowboarding. And, frankly, the one time he skied a black diamond course, well, suffice it to say he was lucky that his hospital stay was ONLY 23 weeks.	SOLD
	Michael Michael is a bit . . . confused. He loves working out, and his thighs show it. However, the only thing he truly excels at physically is sumo-wrestling, and even that is a struggle due to his slight build. He loves watching old Tarazan movies, and has an extensive collection of Speedos.	SOLD
	Theodore Theodore is excited because he just graduated kindergarten, though graduation day was bittersweet because he wet his pants. He prefers wearing a tie because there is less of a chance for accidents. When he's not concerned about his overactive bladder, Theodore enjoys playing his Atari - his favorite games are Pong and Q-bert.	SOLD
	Jimmy Jimmy likes all things "Jimmy." His favorite musician? Jimi Hendrix. Favorite song? Jimmy Cracked Corn, and I Don't Care. Favorite food? Jimmys! Favorite actor? Jimmy Smits.	SOLD
	Lester Lester loves to rollerskate, but because of his excessive height it is difficult. So every weekend he goes to the community center to take lessons from Mr. Jones. In his spare time he dabbles in magnetic poetry, reading his creations at the local poetry slam (on rollerskates, of course). This sometime ends in hot beverage disasters.	SOLD
	Brian Brian is field hockey nut, and is also secretly a county-wide Parcheesi champion. He loves his mother very much, especially when she makes him ricotta-stuffed manacotti (no spinach!) with holiday nut loaf.	SOLD
	Buddy Buddy is just a baby. He conditions his fur every day to keep it soft and fuzzy. He enjoys peek-a-boo and animal crackers. He also enjoys a good nap, often taking several a day.	SOLD
	Malcolm Malcolm loves crossword puzzles and BocceBall. He loves to grill veggie burgers and corn on the cob. He feels that big guys should watch out for and protect the little guys.	SOLD
	Chuck Chuck loves basketball and hanging out at the 7-Eleven. His favorite color is orange (or anything in a plaid pattern), his favorite food is spaghetti, and his favorite song is "Strangers in the Night."	SOLD
	Terrance Terrance hails from Detroit, MI. He was left by his mother at a very young age on the steps of Ford Field. He enjoys street hockey, spaghetti-Os, and getting jiggy with his buds.	SOLD
	Gerald Gerald enjoys reading John Irving novels and bowling on weekends. Although not a particularly athletic fellow, he also enjoys tennis, of both the table and outdoor "court" variety. His favorite food is fettucine puttanesca and ceaser salad, hold the anchovies.	SOLD