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Currently Available Monkeys
	Jennie Jennie is from Omaha, NE, though she spends most of her time in LA. This jet-setting monkey goes go-go dancing every chance she gets. Boy monkeys win her heart by sharing banana splits and cream sodas. But her thighs are beginning to suffer because of this habit. Uh-oh Jennie. Better get go-going!	$20 Order!
	Christine Christine is what some people call a "mall rat." She loves to meet her friends at the food court for Sbarro's pizza - no cheese. They typically proceed on to Auntie Anne's for a cinnamon and sugar pretzel. She wouldn't admit it to anyone, but her favorite store is Sears. And once she and her friends part ways, she sneaks back to Mrs. Fields' for a cookie!	SOLD
	Tabitha Once upon a time, there lived a young monkey named Tabitha. She was the fairest monkey in all the land. Until one day, skipping through the woods, she happened upon a monkey named Drake. He insisted that she fork over any Oreos she had, but much to his chagrin, she had already licked out the creamy fillings. Upon learning this, Drake's eyes became watery, for he had found his perfect match - another Oreo icing lover! They lived happily for a couple years.	Available only at Crammed Organisms
	Sparklina Sparklina has a problem. Despite the veritable bevy of proposals she has received from local suitors, she is self-conscious about her "healthy" caboose. She attempts disguising it with fancy dresses and big bows, but has recently been informed that the bows have the opposite effect. They actually make her rear seem larger. She has now vowed to use her Stairmaster daily for at least 2 hours.	Available only at Crammed Organisms
	Rhonda Rhonda does not offer help to anyone, despite the Beach Boys' plea. However, she does use their records to practice for her life-long aspiration of being a backup singer. It matters not that they are an all-male band. And that they no longer tour. She delights in their catchy beachy tunes and delightful vocal harmonies. Rhonda is told by her mother that her harmonies are "unique" and that she should continue to practice as much as possible.	Available only at Crammed Organisms
	Diana Diana is no fable. She is a LEGEND. Or so she likes to think. Her coworkers at Pens-n-More in Scottsdale, AZ are constantly knocking her down a peg, reminding her that she is not the great Diana Ross. However, her attire, her attitude, and her vocal stylings attempt to demand that all take heed of her. Unfortunately, her attire frequently causes mixups while on the street - she is oft mistaken for a "lady of the night."	Available only at Crammed Organisms
	Marie Marie has studied long and hard, and it's all about to pay off! This weekend, she will star in Hannibal, Missouri's community production of The Nutcracker as Clara. Marie has taken her role to heart and finds herself dancing with her toys and food all day long. She insists that her parents create unique meals to represent all the countries of the world. She is relieved that the show is finally opening, as she feared the dinner from Scotland... haggis, yuck!	Available only at Crammed Organisms
	Blossom Blossom can't stand her stepsister, Sparklina. Despite her peasant ways and pale complexion, Sparklina always manages to capture the hearts of unsuspecting, idiot princes. Blossom prefers kings to princes, natch, but has yet to lasso a legitimate royal stud. So, she passes her time bossing her stepsister around and calling her Spanklina because she has a particularly rotund derriere that she is self-conscious of.	Available only at Crammed Organisms
	Janie Janie does NOT have a gun, contrary to the popular Aerosmith song. She prefers to win her battles on the slopes. When angered, she challenges her opponent to a ski race down Dead Man's Pass. She has yet to meet an adversary who will take her up on this duel, but that suits her just fine since it still leads to a victory in arguments.	Available only at Cranky Yellow
	Rosalind Rosalind, or Rose as she often likes to be called, is the "baddest church organist in the midwest," a title she wears proudly. In fact, if she could have a pageant-style sash crafted with this title, she would wear it all the time. She won the title by playing a 30-minute fugue that was entirely improvised, based on Amazing Grace. Unbeknownst to her congregation, Rosalind hopes to complete in this year's Organ-Off.	Available only at Cranky Yellow
	Isabel Isabel is Rockford, Illinois' premiere beautician. She coiffes and rollers her clients until the hair becomes a virtual masterpiece atop their happily improved heads. She has contemplated styling for the stars, but the only lead so far is Burt Reynolds, who needs his mustache curled on a bi-weekly basis. Her long held belief that facial hair houses tiny "beard bugs" makes her unable to accept this entree' to the Hollywood life.	$20 Order!
	Rosalyn Rosalyn has always dreamed of touring with the traveling production of Cats as the first clarinet in the pit orchestra. She was devastated, natch, when word came out that the show was closing on Broadway, as she feared this was the end of her life long dream of traveling the world in Andrew Lloyd Weber's service. In the meantime, she practices her trills and chromatic scales in preparation for an upcoming audition with Avenue Q.	Available only at Cranky Yellow
	Odessa Odessa has spent years surrounding herself with glittery, sparkly décor. Anyone visiting her, even for five minutes, leaves Odessa's house bathed in sparkle-dust and trails it behind them the rest of the day. She enjoys knowing that in her own small way, she is decorating the world a little bit at a time. Shine on, Odessa!	$18 Order!
	Appelina Appelina is a content little monkey. She teaches art at Landsdowne Elementary. Her favorite unit to teach is collage because she is always tickled by the various textures the children bring in. Last year, one of her second graders brought peanut butter and lug nuts. And just last week, one kid brought in a used tissue and six red plastic toothpicks.	$25 Order!
	LIZA! LIZA! Does everything she can to emulate her namesake of the Minelli family. She always has her hair cropped short, wears as much sparkle as she can, and is frequently criticized by her friends for constantly using "jazz hands." She doesn't see these things as problematic and longs for the day when she can meet her idol. Until then, she watches "Caberet" and "Arrested Development" over and over.	$18 Order!
	Libby Libby lives her days in the school library. Her hours and hours of poring over insect taxonomy books have caused her eyes to physically draw nearer to each other. This is adventageous when reading, but rather problematic when playing "I Spy with My Little Eye" with her brothers on car trips. Instead, Libby likes to sing "The Wheels on the Bus", much to her family's dismay.	$15 Order!